Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen
You go, Carlos.
fan base for carlos
maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods
Maybe you’re pregnant
I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex
maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist
the most likely explanation
The model in the controversial “photoshopped” swimsuit ad came to prove us all wrong. Boy, were we wrong.
They’re so cute it makes me want to cry tears of joy.
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"
my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.
things to not show in school
- a pack of gum
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
- fuck yeah
- fuck no
- fuck my life
- fuck everything
and don’t forget the inevitable
- fuck it