I just remembered this time I was telling a story to a friend and it was clear she wasn’t listening to me so I started making up this huge gruesome story about a cult murder I’d witnessed while she sat there nodding along to my dramatic moral struggle about whether or not I should come forward and then I looked up to see the table next to us looked utterly horrified and long story short that’s why I should remember other people have ears.
the only thing that’s changed since then is the quality of photos
reblogging for comment
"but you told me supernatural was just a funny scary show full of hot guys and now im crying and i hate you"
re-reading your own writing
God damn it Misha
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” he asked calmly.
8 years later and everybody is still annoyed about this i genuinely love the harry potter fandom
my texting speed varies from embarassingly fast to one week later slow
"PUT ON YOUR WARPAINT!" I scream as I throw eyeliner at Pete Wentz
later is the best time to do anything